Pure Man. Pure Beast. Pure Passion.

Welcome to NoMereMortal.com(!), A site dedicated to unraveling the mystery surrounding the legend of one the NBA's greatest players and one of mankind's finest specimen. Before you dive into the resources contained on this page and become obsessed with the hours of research and development it took to finally make this dream a reality, we suggest that you quickly review this warning:

[FACT] Viewing these images may cause a sudden and dangerous surge in testosterone, even causing women to develop testicles.

[FACT] Kurt Rambis is not a toy, he is a wild animal. Treat him with a healthy respect for his power.

[FACT] Since 1976, 437 people have been maimed, paralyzed and even killed from flying elbows and spastic jump kids.

[FACT] If Kurt Rambis ever shows up at your home or work, running or trying to fight is completely useless (and may in fact make things worse). Fall to your knees and beg for mercy.

[FACT] It is illegal to hunt Kurt Rambis in 43 states.

[FACT] Even in a wide-open space, Kurt Rambis always behaves as if cornered. Please, please do not do anything to provoke an attack.